Captain Complain-o

Not to be Captain Complain-o, but there are a few things in life right now that are just sort of making me miserable. Two things, actually.

1. Big Girls Don't Cry by Fergie.

and

2. the theme song to the cartoon show Clifford the Big Red Dog.

For whatever reason I can not get either of these songs out of my head. It's gone on for days. I think it might be a virus. Does anyone know any medicine that can cure me of these ills? I'm thinking of grabbing the cordless screwdriver and just doing a little surgery upstairs if I can't get anything else playing on the FM up there.

Any suggestions?