Please, please, pretty please

So I'm going to have to stop reading the news or really even going on the internet for the next few days. I've just read that people are leaking the new (last) Harry Potter book and some reviews of it are coming out.

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW DON'T TELL ME!!!!!!

So I'm asking you, begging you, pleading with you. If you get the book and read it really fast and want to talk about it, don't do it here. It's the only place on the internet I WILL look until I read about Harry's death with my own two (four) eyes.

Thank you.